I used to work with autistic children, and they said a lot of funny things to me.
Copy Quote View & ShareI used to work with autistic children, and they said a lot of funny things to me.
Copy Quote View & ShareI know what I want to talk about, but I don't really know what's funny about a joke until I perform it in front of an audience.
Copy Quote View & ShareI got left for Mr. Bean. I found out a year after we split up. I opened the newspaper and there was a full-page story. No one else in the history of time has ever been left for Mr. Bean.
Copy Quote View & ShareWhat if every relationship you've ever been in, is someone slowly figuring out they didn't like you as much as they hoped they would?
Copy Quote View & ShareMy parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness.
Copy Quote View & ShareI thought comedians were the funny guy in the common room, not understanding that the flaws in my personality were actually the funny things about me.
Copy Quote View & ShareIf you just focus on getting better, and not being the best, you have such a good time.
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