Kin Hubbard quotes

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

All the world loves a good loser.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.

There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.