Comedy Dialogues

Joh darr gaya so mandir gaya

The one who is scared, he goes to the temple

Pritam Singh zinda rehne ka ek mauka sabko deta hai ... joh maan le toh theek, varna upar jaake rota hai

Pritam Singh gives everyone one chance to stay alive ... one who agrees is OK, or else he goes up and cries

Do-sau-che type ka sirf haddi hai ... todhne ke time apun log sochte they kya

There are 206 types of bones ... while breaking them did we ever think about it

Thane mein daayan pair aage rakho toh kehte hai tumhare baap ka ghar hai ... aur baayan rakho toh kehte hai bura shagun hai

If you step inside a jail with your right leg then they say is this your father's house ... and if you step with your left leg then they say it's a bad omen

Main ek din mein do galat kaam nahi karta

I don't do two wrong things in one day

Aye hit film ke flop hero log

Hey you flop heroes of a hit film

Mere haath kanoon se zyada lambe hai ... jahan mera haath ja sakta hai, wahan kanoon ka haath nahi ja sakta

My hands are longer than the hands of the law ... where my hands can reach, the hands of the law can't reach

Silver Mani light matters mein comedy karte hai ... serious matters mein murder

Silver Mani does comedy in light matters ... and murder in serious matters

Kyun be mere pote, ek number ke khote ... bhare din joh hote, toh aaisi musibat mein phaskar kabhi na rote

My grandson you're a false person of top quality ... had you spent your days properly then you wouldn't be crying being stuck in this problem

Takleef humko ka takleef degi ... hum toh khud takleefon ko takleef de dete hai

What pain can misery give me ... I myself give pain to the misery

Aurat ke inhi hoton ne lakhon ghar barbaad kiye hai ... aabad kiye hai toh sirf veerane, maikhane, qaid khane aur pagal khane

The lips of women have destroyed millions of homes ... if they have flourished anything, then that is ruins, bars, jails and mental asylums

Apne ko kya hai ... apne ko sirf pani nikalna hai

I don't care ... I just have to remove the water

Main maroonga to bullet se hi maroonga ... BP ya sugar se nahi

If I die, I'll die only from a bullet ... not from blood pressure or diabetes

Zindagi ek bhel puri ki tarah hai ... jis mein kuch meethi cheezein hoti hai, meri tarah ... aur kuch teekhi cheezein hoti hai, tumhari tarah

Life is like a savoury snack ... in which there are some sweet things, like me ... and some spicy things, like you

Bhai logon ka nikal jaata hai oil ... police ki bandh ho jaati hai file ... naam hai Munna mobile

The rowdy people are scared ... the file of the police gets closed ... my name is Munna mobile

Joh tumhari tarah shaadi ke chakkar mein phaste hai ... woh phir hamari tarah nahi haste hai

People who get stuck in the circle of marriage ... they don't laugh like me

Waqt pe shaadi na karo ... toh aadmi bahek hi jaata hai

If you don't get married in time ... then a man gets wandered

Andhar ki baat bolni ho ... toh bahar se sahi lagna chahiye

When you have to say something from the inside ... then you must look good from outside

Ab kachoo nahi hona hai ... sirf rona hi rona hai

Now nothing will happen ... you simply have to cry and cry

Boss apun haath pair todta hai ... lekin vishvas nahi todta hai

I do break hands and legs ... but I don't break someones trust