Food and drinks Dialogues

Zindagi ko aaisi party ki tarah jeena chahti hoon ki maut jab aaye na ... toh saath behetkar do drink maarkar, jaan lekar chali jaye

I want to live life like a party so that when death comes ... it has a couple of drinks with me and then takes my life away

Jahan paisa roti ki hadh se badh gaya ... wahin insaan baimaani ke daldal mein gadh gaya

Where money goes beyond the limits of food ... over there a man gets stuck in the bog of dishonesty

Ek ek do do peg toh do do takke ke log peete hai ... hum toh poori botal peene waalon mein se hai

Cheap people drink one or two pegs ... I'm someone who finishes the entire bottle

Main tum bin adhoora, jaise namak bin daal ... daal bin bhat, bhat bin Bengal

I'm incomplete without you, just like lentil soup without salt ... like rice without lentil soup and Bengal without rice

Jaise hi maine uski kanpatti par ye gunpatti rakhi ... uska chehra bina doodh ki chai jaisa kala pad gaya

The moment I aimed this gun beneath his ears ... his face became black like tea without milk

Bottle aur aadmi ka rishta pehda hone se lekar marne ke baad tak ka rehta hai ... pehda hone pe kaunsi bottle milti hai ... doodh ki ... uske baad school mein kaunsi bottle milti hai ... water bottle ... phir jawani mein beer bottle ... shaadi ke baad whiskey ki bottle ... aur marne ke baad gangajal ki bottle

The relationship of a bottle and a man exists from birth and lasts even beyond his death ... which bottle does he get when he is born ... milk bottle ... after that which bottle does he get in school ... water bottle ... then a beer bottle when he becomes young ... a whiskey bottle after he gets married ... and after death he gets the bottle of holy water

Tum jaise talented bache hote hai na woh sode mein is bubbles ki tarah hote hai ... ek ke baad ek woh aise hi upar aate hai ... apne aap ... unhe koi nahi rok sakta

Talented kids like you are like bubbles in soda ... they come up one after another ... by themselves ... no one can stop them

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... khatam ho gaya is moti ka khel

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... the game of this fat lady is over

Bhoot hai toh bhootni hai ... sambhar hai toh chutney hai ... zyada phailoge toh pant phatni hai

If there's a ghost then there's a witch ... if there's lentil soup then there's chutney ... if you spread a lot then your pant will tear apart

Doodh agar sookh bhi jaye toh koi marta hai kya ... lekin bade bhai ke khoon ke baad agar chote bhai ka khoon sookh jaye ... toh yeh maut se bhi bhattar hai

No one dies if the milk dries up ... but if the blood of the younger brother dries up after the murder of the elder brother ... then it's even worse than death

Burgerchaap kahike!

You Mr.Burger!

Police ka kaam hai kauwon ki tarah choch marna ... aur hamara kaam hai unhe bajra dalkar gumrah karna

The work of police is to peck like a crow ... and our work is to feed them pearl millet and misdirect them

Raah chalte buddu banate hai dost ... cold drink bolke daru pilate hai dost ... girlfriend bolke auntyon se milwaate hai dost ... kitne bhi kamine ho, par yaad bahut aate hai dost

Friends make fun of you anytime ... friends make you drink alcohol saying it's a cold drink ... friends make you meet with aunties saying she is their girlfriend ... but no matter how bad they are, you remember them a lot

Medu vada mein hole angoothe se zyada accha padta hai ... ungli nahi karte

Using a thumb creates a better hole in the medu vada ... so don't keep fingering around

Aurat aur sharaab dono mein koi farak nahi ... dono ka kaam hai aag lagana

There is no difference between a woman and alcohol ... both of them do the job of starting a fire

Ek laawaris ko roti ki bheek di jaati hai pyar ki nahi ... usse zillat milti hai lekin apni sachai ko badalne ka mauka nahi milta

A derelict can be given food if he begs but not love ... he gets humiliation but not a chance to change his truth

Arey bewakoof, kuve ka pani peena hai toh jaake kuve pe pee ... ghar mein kyun kuva khod raha hai tu?

You fool, if you want to drink the water from the well then go to the well and drink ... why are you digging a well inside the house?

Galat baat ko kis tarah lena chahiye ... yeh hamare khandan ke bachchon ko doodh mein pilaya jaata hai

How do you deal with the wrong thing ... the kids in our family are given that lesson mixed with milk

Daal mein kaala ho ya garam masala ... kahan chup gaya hai saala?

I don't care whether the lentil soup has black pepper or a mixture of spices in it ... I want to know where the hell is he hiding?

Thanda peeke jao bahut garam ho gayi ho

You have become very hot, drink a cold drink and go