Funny Quotes

Flea markets are fun because they are the ultimate treasure hunt. Be open to the fact that you never know what you'll find. The most beautiful, quirky, funny, scary pieces may not have an intrinsic value.

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

I love funny Instagram filters. Where your face changes; your eyes become big, your mouth becomes protruded. I love all of that.

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.

I was fired from an NBC sitcom called 'Friends With Benefits.' I was wrong for the part from the beginning, didn't even want to audition, and kept thinking, 'This isn't funny at all.'

It is really funny when people say you'd be obvious for a great villain.

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.

To me, wealth is the peace of mind you have, your family, your friends, your colleagues. Everything else is just money, and it really is funny how people pay so much attention to that.

Funny thing is that the poorer people are, the more generous they seem to be.

They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny. That made me the coolest aunt on earth.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

One thing the blues ain't, is funny.

The men I idolized built their bodies and became somebody - like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger - and I thought, 'That can be me.' So I started working out. The funny thing is I didn't realize back then that I was having a defining moment.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.

Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour.

I'm fascinated with the stories that we tell. Real histories become fantasies and fairy tales, morality tales and fables. There's something interesting and funny and perverse about the way fairytale sometimes passes for history, for truth.

I always thought that my dad is hilarious, but Ive learned as Ive gotten older that hes actually not funny. Hes just a very intense person with very dry humor.

I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.

I don't care whether people say, ''The Office' is rubbish, 'Extras' is worse, 'Flanimals' is a waste of time. He's not funny; he never has been. I hate him.' I don't mind that at all. In fact, not only do I expect it, I celebrate it, because I think the haters are really important.