Marriage Quotes

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

My wife is my soul mate. I can't imagine being without her.

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.