Pet Quotes

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

You cannot share your life with a dog, as I had done in Bournemouth, or a cat, and not know perfectly well that animals have personalities and minds and feelings.

Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.

A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

Pets have more love and compassion in them than most humans.

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

I can't imagine God not allowing my dog into heaven.

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.