When your mom and dad read the paper, they like to know their sons are on the roster.
Copy Quote View & ShareWhenever something went wrong when I was young - if I had a pimple or if my hair broke - my mom would say, 'Sister mine, I'm going to make you some soup.' And I really thought the soup would make my pimple go away or my hair stronger.
Copy Quote View & ShareBullying is not going to make your mom proud. It's not going to pay your bills. It's nothing to be proud of.
Copy Quote View & ShareI am emotional, honest, and sensitive and a great human being because of my dad. Tough and independent woman because of my mom.
Copy Quote View & ShareMy mom was my mother and father. My father lost his mind when I was about 4 years old. And my mom did everything she could to make sure that we was brought up right.
Copy Quote View & ShareAIDS can destroy a family if you let it, but luckily for my sister and me, Mom taught us to keep going. Don't give up, be proud of who you are, and never feel sorry for yourself.
Copy Quote View & ShareA guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
Copy Quote View & ShareMy mom is just incredible. She's delved into both the mother and father figure in my life.
Copy Quote View & ShareMy mom kicked me out a couple of weeks before my 18th birthday. I had a job for about six, seven months at a supermarket, and they fired me for being late.
Copy Quote View & ShareWhen you're a mom, you need sparkle to compensate for the light inside of you that has died.
Copy Quote View & ShareMy mom was very strict. She didn't let me watch anything rated R or anything with cussing.
Copy Quote View & ShareThank God for Stifler's mom. I don't know if life would be this fun if I didn't have that.
Copy Quote View & ShareMy mom was born in Korea - Seoul, Korea, during the '50s, '51. She was abandoned; her and my uncle were abandoned. My grandfather was a Seabee and adopted my mom and my uncle, and brought them to Compton in the '50s. That's where she was raised.
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