To my mind the election was stolen by George Bush and we have been suffering ever since under this man's leadership.
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
