Stand up comedy is this thing you get to do, so you have to treat it with respect. You can't just be like, 'Alright, I got my hour down, people are coming to see me now. Now, I'm going to lean on the mike stand.' No, you gotta work even harder now. You got to top what you already did. Because they'll find someone else.
I'm the type of person who would rather stay home than get my picture taken.
She's always there for me when I need her; She's my best friend; she's just my everything.
I don't think of myself as hot or cool or anything, just a dork.
It's been 32 years of learning to communicate. We have had ups and downs.