Bill Watterson quotes

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.