Bob Hope quotes

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.