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Calvin Trillin quotes

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

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There's always a source for humor.

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I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

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I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

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Health food makes me sick.

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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

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Health food makes me sick.

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When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere.

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I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

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With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.

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