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Dave Attell quotes

I never wanted to be famous.

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I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.

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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

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I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.

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