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David Letterman quotes

There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.

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I have found that the only thing that does bring you happiness is doing something good for somebody who is incapable of doing it for themselves.

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I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

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Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?

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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

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The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.

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