It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'
Copy Quote View & ShareThe humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.
Copy Quote View & ShareWhen I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard.
Copy Quote View & ShareI love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
Copy Quote View & ShareI haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.
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