The knowledge of yourself will preserve you from vanity.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
