Earl Wilson quotes

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.