Eddie Izzard quotes

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling.

There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.