Fran Lebowitz quotes

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Polite conversation is rarely either.

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

My favorite animal is steak.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.