I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
Copy Quote View & ShareThe first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
Copy Quote View & ShareThe first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
Copy Quote View & ShareMost of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
Copy Quote View & ShareI have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
Copy Quote View & ShareThe first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
Copy Quote View & ShareMy father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
Copy Quote View & ShareA celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Copy Quote View & ShareThe last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
Copy Quote View & ShareSome movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.
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