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Jackie Mason quotes

Predictions are preposterous.

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I used to hear on the radio people like Jack Benny or Bob Hope, but I never had any interest in their type of humor. I thought that I could do something more substantially meaningful with significant, thoughtful, analytical reflections on real life situations.

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I have a great identification with Judaism as a religion and as a culture, and all the values that created such a great history, and the Jewish contribution to the betterment of all humanity.

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.

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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

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I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.

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