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Jason Segel quotes

One of the pitfalls of a romantic comedy is that you know how it's going to end.

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I went on a Hot Pocket diet where I ate two Hot Pockets every four hours. I only had the pepperoni pizza flavour. I didn't go anywhere near the cheeseburger macaroni.

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If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.

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