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Jasper Carrott quotes

I just felt that 'Golden Balls' was the right thing to do. I didn't care if people thought I was a failure.

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I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfaction in life is difficult. Maybe being happy is as simple as not being unhappy.

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Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

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