It's simply untrue that religion provides the only framework for a universal morality.
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
I saw a stationery store move.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.