Jerome K Jerome quotes

Nothing is more beautiful than the love that has weathered the storms of life. The love of the young for the young, that is the beginning of life. But the love of the old for the old, that is the beginning of things longer.

The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

We drink one another's health and spoil our own.

People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained.

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.

I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life.

We are so bound together that no man can labor for himself alone. Each blow he strikes in his own behalf helps to mold the universe.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.