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Jerry Lewis quotes

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.

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I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't get me away from it because I commit that thoroughly. That's in friendship, that's a deal, that's a commitment. Don't give me paper - I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that's for life.

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I learned from my dad that when you walk in front of an audience, they are the kings and queens, and you're but the jester.

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Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

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I say to everybody, love is what wakes you up in the morning, love is what makes you walk, and love is what makes you hope.

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I've had great success being a total idiot.

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