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Joe E Lewis quotes

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

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There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

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It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

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You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

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You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

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I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

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