Alan Carr is an out and proud gay man but there isn't a famous bisexual equivalent - it's a lot rarer.
Copy Quote View & ShareEvery hairstyle I have is funny because my barber is a standup comedian by the slightly unfortunate name of Paul Sweeney. His cuts are fantastic but the chats are even better.
Copy Quote View & ShareI never wanted to be famous, I just wanted to be creative for my job, I suppose, and perform.
Copy Quote View & ShareNormally during the week between Christmas and New Year I'm slumped in a chair in Birmingham, eating, farting and spouting total nonsense.
Copy Quote View & ShareI nearly got hit by a car while I was trying to write a stupid joke but a female sheep stood in the way. I can't thank ewe enough.
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