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Karl Pilkington quotes

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.

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Chinese people age overnight.

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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.

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People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

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To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it?

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I drive a car, like an adult. Not brilliantly. I'm not great.

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