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Kinky Friedman quotes

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

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Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

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