I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
Copy Quote View & ShareWhen you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
Copy Quote View & ShareI was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
Copy Quote View & ShareI gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
Copy Quote View & ShareReligion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.
Copy Quote View & ShareMost people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.
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