You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
Copy Quote View & ShareOnly bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.
Copy Quote View & ShareI met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual, and I have tremendous respect for what he did in the Olympics under the circumstances.
Copy Quote View & ShareIf you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Copy Quote View & ShareI never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.
Copy Quote View & ShareOnly bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.
Copy Quote View & ShareThere are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.
Copy Quote View & ShareI keep lot of my opinions to myself. My grandfather, who was a gravedigger, told me one day, 'Son, the next time you go by the cemetery, remember that a third of the people are in there because they got into other people's business.'
Copy Quote View & ShareMy divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.
Copy Quote View & ShareI remember the first time going to St. Jude. I didn't like going there because the children were ill, and it just broke my heart. It makes you test your religion when you see something like that. But the Lord doesn't want just old people. You know, He wants some young people, too, and good people. He takes care of them. He takes care of them.
Copy Quote View & ShareI never think of yesterday. Can't do anything about it. I'm a positive guy. When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.
Copy Quote View & ShareYou can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
Copy Quote View & ShareYou can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
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