Mae West quotes

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

A hard man is good to find.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

Look your best - who said love is blind?

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.