If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after.
Copy Quote View & ShareI think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
Copy Quote View & ShareWe had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.
Copy Quote View & ShareI had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me.
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