Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Copy Quote View & ShareA family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Copy Quote View & ShareIf you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Copy Quote View & ShareMarriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Copy Quote View & ShareA family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Copy Quote View & ShareMiddle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Copy Quote View & ShareMiddle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Copy Quote View & ShareParents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Copy Quote View & ShareTo keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Copy Quote View & ShareA family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Copy Quote View & ShareThe most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
Copy Quote View & SharePeople who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Copy Quote View & ShareCertainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?
Copy Quote View & ShareThere is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
Copy Quote View & ShareCertainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?
Copy Quote View & ShareMiddle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
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