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Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

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The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

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I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

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I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

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Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

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My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.

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Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

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Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

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I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

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