Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else, and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.
Copy Quote View & ShareI used to ask my mom to try and shave my head on the sides to give me a receding hairline because Adam Ant had one.
Copy Quote View & ShareI think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.
Copy Quote View & ShareAnybody that's going on a road trip and doesn't really want to get into a myriad of snacks is probably no one you want to get in the car with.
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