Believe it or not, one teacher used to call me a giant spastic for not being able to play football.
Copy Quote View & ShareI don't think I would have been great in the 17th century. I would have enjoyed the frocks, and certainly some of the food would have been appealing, but the disease and hygiene would have worried me.
Copy Quote View & ShareWe don't consider the Wizard of Oz or Father Christmas to be too old. They're still magical characters, and the fact they've been around the block only adds to their magic.
Copy Quote View & ShareI absolutely hate mowing the lawn. When I hear the mowers starting, I want to kill myself: it's the sound of death approaching. Hoovering's OK, but I never in my life wanted to have a lawn and certainly never wanted to mow one.
Copy Quote View & ShareMy family know not to get me any tech for Christmas. I can never get it to work, and it all becomes very tearful and pressurised.
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