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Peter De Vries quotes

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.

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It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.

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The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.

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A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

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The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

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Let us hope, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under which we have been laboring.

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The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.

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Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.

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Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.

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Life is a zoo in a jungle.

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Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.

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