The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
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Copy Quote View & ShareA suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
Copy Quote View & ShareThe difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
Copy Quote View & ShareLet us hope, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under which we have been laboring.
Copy Quote View & ShareThe value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
Copy Quote View & ShareWho of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
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