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Sam Kinison quotes

My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!

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In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays. The gay community is the last sacred cow in this society.

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I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings.

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What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when I do it, it's not?

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Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.

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I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings.

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