(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.
Copy Quote View & ShareI read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
Copy Quote View & ShareI have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.
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