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Tim Conway quotes

As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with most of the guys, I think I used comedy as a defense mechanism. You know making someone laugh is a much better way to solve a problem than by using your fists.

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My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.

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