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Tom Lehrer quotes

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

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My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But that's just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun.

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Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

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One of the things I'm proudest of is, on my record 'That Was the Year that Was' in 1965, I made a joke about spending $20 billion sending some clown to the moon. I was against the manned space program then, and I'm even more against it now, that whole waste of money.

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Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

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When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

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Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize.

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