Tracy Morgan quotes

Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That's why they call it the 'Fists of Fury.' Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I'm not mad at anybody. I'm not mad at any human being because I'm a human being.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

I'm not getting any younger. You're not getting any younger, so yeah. You age.

The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted her toenails!

You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say.

I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.

People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We're losing all of our communication skills.

Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.