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Victor Borge quotes

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

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