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Wendy Liebman quotes

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

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I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw 'How to be a Stand-up Comedian,' it resonated. I realized I'd rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry.

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Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

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When I want to make someone laugh in real life (as opposed to when I'm on stage where I tell one-liners), I tend to do prop comedy. For example, if I'm at the supermarket with my husband, I might put 16 bags of marshmallows in our cart when he's not looking, or if I'm trying to make a kid smile, I'll put my glasses on crooked.

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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

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