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Zach Galifianakis quotes

That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?

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I talk to younger actor types, and they bring up that word, 'brand,' and it's like, 'All right, if that's the way you want to look at yourself.' Diet Pepsi's a brand; you're a human being.

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I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans.

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I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.

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As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my anger.

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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.

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