Zsa Zsa Gabor quotes

Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

All my life, I have been a positive thinker... I have always been able to survive by telling myself that no matter how bad things are, they will one day be better. And that out of every event - no matter how tragic - one can always find a way to survive and even, perhaps, to be a little bit happy.

Men fall in love with their eyes - they like what they see - and women fall in love with their ears - they like what they hear!

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Of course I love being in love - but it is marriage that really fulfills me. But not in every case.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

A woman who tells her age tells everything, and I won't tell it.

I am not a name-dropper. I can't help it if everybody I know is famous.

Every girl should be married at least once in her life. It's a must. Because once you have been married, you are a Mrs., and even if the marriage doesn't work out, they can't take that away from you.

My advice is not always so logical and consistent. But then, love is not logical and consistent. So why should my advice be? If you want that kind of thinking, go to a computer. Computers are always logical and consistent, and you see how often they get proposed to.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

Men fall in love with their eyes - they like what they see - and women fall in love with their ears - they like what they hear!

Macho does not prove mucho.

If you like a man and he likes you, you should get married as fast as you can. Otherwise, you both are going to change your minds. There's plenty of time for that after marriage.