Ungli galat hai ... lekin bhavna wohi hai

The finger is a wrong one ... but the emotions are the same

Jab ek tota tumhare samne sakshaat khadi ho ... toh uske bolne aur actually bolne ke beech ke pause mein na mahino nikal sakte hai

When a beautiful girl is herself standing in front of you ... then the pause between her speaking and her actually saying something can feel like months

Jab ek tota tumhare samne sakshaat khadi ho ... toh uske bolne aur actually bolne ke beech ke pause mein na mahino nikal sakte hai

When a beautiful girl is herself standing in front of you ... then the pause between her speaking and her actually saying something can feel like months

Main koi universal charger hoon ... kahin bhi ghused doge

Am I an universal charger ... which can be inserted anywhere

Oh yaar, bhagwan ne meri zabaan pe backspace kyun nahi lagaya

Oh my friend, why didn't god put a backspace in my mouth

Vela hona na ... bahut bada kaam hai

To be idle ... is big work

Ek aalsi aadmi ko jab koi mushkil kaam do na ... toh koi na koi aasaan tarika dhoond hi leta hai karne ka

When you give a difficult task to a lazy person ... then somehow or the other he will find an easy way to do it

Superman ko hoti na agar itni zimmedaari ... chaddi utaarke kab ki phenkh chuka hota apni

If Superman had so many responsibilities ... then long back he would have removed and thrown away his underwear

Abhe oye bluetooth period ke floppy disk

Hey you floppy disk of the bluetooth era

Tujhe dekhke na ... mere dimaag ka parental control hi switch off ho jaata hai

When I see you ... the parental control switch in my mind turns off

Saala badsurato ko hamesha achcha maal mil jaata hai

Bloody the ugly people always get the good stuff

Jab tum log ka dimaag ekdum dial-up ka speed se chalta hai ... toh yeh zubaan ko broadband se chalane ka koi zaroorat nahi hai

When the mind of you guys works at the speed of dial-up ... then there is no need of using your mouth at the speed of broadband

Opportunity hamesha mujhe poke, mail, spam aur like karti hai ... aur main darwaze pe khada uski khat-khat ki intezar karta raha

Opportunity always pokes, mails, spams and likes me ... but I was waiting on the door for it to knock

Jab tum log ka dimaag ekdum dial-up ka speed se chalta hai ... toh yeh zubaan ko broadband se chalane ka koi zaroorat nahi hai

When the mind of you guys works at the speed of dial-up ... then there is no need of using your mouth at the speed of broadband

Malviya Nagar ke James Bond ... tum kya body language padte ho?

Hey you James Bond of Malviya Nagar ... do you read body language?

Meri kismat se tu mujhe mili miss ... mutual funds are subject to market risk

I met you because of my luck ... and mutual funds are subject to market risk

Meri kismat se tu mujhe mili miss ... mutual funds are subject to market risk

I met you because of my luck ... and mutual funds are subject to market risk

Oh yaar, bhagwan ne meri zabaan pe backspace kyun nahi lagaya

Oh my friend, why didn't god put a backspace in my mouth

Ungli galat hai ... lekin bhavna wohi hai

The finger is a wrong one ... but the emotions are the same

Yeh pyar naam ka virus hota hi bada gadbad hai

The virus which is called as love is very problematic

Tujhe dekhke na ... mere dimaag ka parental control hi switch off ho jaata hai

When I see you ... the parental control switch in my mind turns off

Opportunity hamesha mujhe poke, mail, spam aur like karti hai ... aur main darwaze pe khada uski khat-khat ki intezar karta raha

Opportunity always pokes, mails, spams and likes me ... but I was waiting on the door for it to knock

Superman ko hoti na agar itni zimmedaari ... chaddi utaarke kab ki phenkh chuka hota apni

If Superman had so many responsibilities ... then long back he would have removed and thrown away his underwear

Meri kismat se tu mujhe mili miss ... mutual funds are subject to market risk

I met you because of my luck ... and mutual funds are subject to market risk

Malviya Nagar ke James Bond ... tum kya body language padte ho?

Hey you James Bond of Malviya Nagar ... do you read body language?

Jab ek tota tumhare samne sakshaat khadi ho ... toh uske bolne aur actually bolne ke beech ke pause mein na mahino nikal sakte hai

When a beautiful girl is herself standing in front of you ... then the pause between her speaking and her actually saying something can feel like months

Abhe oye bluetooth period ke floppy disk

Hey you floppy disk of the bluetooth era

Main koi universal charger hoon ... kahin bhi ghused doge

Am I an universal charger ... which can be inserted anywhere

Teda itna hai na ... ki agar yeh keel khayega na, toh screw hagega

He is so twisted ... that if he eats a nail, then he will shit a screw